so, i was productive today...

i woke up at 11, ate lunch with Beth, went to a puppy store and bought more presents for the new guy's dog (yes, there's a new guy - let's call him M), spent $100 at the liquor store on vodka n' stuff to make martinis from my martini recipe book, and i've been watching LOTR on tnt and making cookies since about 4pm.

now i'm getting ready to go to the movies with M :)

I am posting from my shiny new blackberry! I'm so addicted to this thing it's not even funny

i completed ALL of my christmas shopping in one day!

my credit card is on hiatus until further notice :(

you know that shot that prevents hpv/cervical cancer? there are three of them over six months. i started them today. OH MY GOD. the injection fucking burns! burns like someone is pouring alcohol in your bloodstream. i'm not trying to say "don't get the shots" just "it fucking hurts."

so much crazy happened at the young wild things show tonight!

shellies, captnobvious and i were on the front line of the pit. there was this guy there that was a total dick. anything that came flying out into the audience was grabbed by him "for his girlfriend because she collects this stuff. she's got almost a million set lists. blah blah blah."

anyway, during the gym class heroes set, a pick was thrown into the crowd and captnobviuos caught it. well! this ass face was trying to get it from her "for his girlfriend blah blah blah." i couldn't let this happen! so. i punched him in the back of the head. about 6 times. while screaming "share motherfucker!"

later on, in the FOB set, ass face guy was yelling at joe to give him the set list. yelling. at joe. during the set. wtf? so joe, being genuinely concerned, sends the security guard over to us to make sure the guy is ok. we tell him that the guy's an ass and just wants the set list. the security guard rolled his eyes, pulled the set list off the stage and HANDED IT TO shellies!!! she instinctively shoved it into her bra. (this became the practice for the rest of the night. i caught a pick from joe and immediately put it in my bra. i would kill that guy if he tried to go into my bra.) ANYWAY, after the set list was secure in shelly's bra, I turned around to the guy and shouted "they gave her the set list! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (yes. i laughed evilly. in his face.)

moral of the story: i will punch you, lecture you about sharing, and then laugh evilly in your face. don't cross me.

My boss resigned today. I have absolutely ZERO job security right now.

*writes resume*

i am cleaning my house like crazy today. it smells like the flu :(

(of course, that could just be my nose that's still a little stuffy)

i have not left my house (with the exception of going to the doctor/pharmacy) since monday. i'm not supposed to do anything fun until my fever breaks - it's taking its own sweet time.

as a result, i am also having the cabin fever. which explains why i thought justin timberlake's performance of "give it on up for omeletteville" on snl and winston churchizzle was effing hysterical. i am crazy, y'all.

fever = bad for the brain

is it wrong to flirt with a vendor to get free tickets to a hockey game?

SPELLEGRINO - wizard's choice for water!

cakeface! you have an identical twin in ft lauderdale! i saw her at lunch yesterday - and i almost yelled across the restaurant, but then i remembered that you're on another continent :)

Happy Birthday amberlynne!!!

have a wonderful day!!

*Go Redwings/Patriots*

(today is the only day you'll catch me saying that!) :)

last night i went to dinner on south beach with shellies, captnobvious and the lovely marigolde.

there was sooo much food jesse lacey! and then, we got dessert. Brook's strawberry shortcake was HUGE. so we mocked her. she was not amused.

and then mine arrived. and it was huge too. i'm still kinda full.

I GOT TICKETS!!!

*ahem*

hi!

hi. i have absolutely nothing to say. but i have an awesome new icon!

thank you shellies for my icon!

I had a date last night!!! And it was awesome.

The creme brulee had pop rocks in it!!

so. tonight captnobvious was working at her family's restaurant, so i went to dinner there with shellies so we could torment hang out with her.

i'll admit, our w8rboi was cute. however, i am sticking to the story that i was not consciously checking him out. this did not stop captnobvious' cousin (who also works there) from telling the w8rboi that i "liked his butt" while i was still at the table!!

then! captnobvious' cousin and w8rboi devise an intricate plan where w8rboi will write his phone number on the back of one of the receipts. boys are brilliant, i tell ya. brilliant.

i gave the receipt with the number on it to captnobvious, because really, how awkward would that be? plus - not really ready yet.

anyway - the greatest thing said all night:

(after we tipped w8rboi almost 30%)
w8rboi: thanks for the tip!
shellies: [points to me] it was all her!

best. friends. forever.
no, seriously.

I'm on my way to see Morrissey in Boca! FOR FREE!! Woooooo!

breaking up is hard to do. especially when no one's at fault - you just realize that you both want very different things and that neither one of you are going to change your mind.

note: buying a diamond ring from tiffany & co. will definitely make you feel better.

i just had a dream that i was married to lance armstrong. and we lived in hawaii.

wtf?